Characters

The characters of sludge life consists of an extensive cast of different animals, such as humans, flies, frogs, goblins, and birds. The characters with non-official names, for simplification purposes, will be named by their commonly used names and their collider file in parentheses. Example:

Name (COLLIDER)

Note that some NPCs have the same collider name.

Birds

 * Whistler (COUCHBIRD)

The Whistler sits on a couch being held by a mechanic arm at Stacker 02. When the player isn't very close to him, he whistles the "The Whistler" song.

"Sometimes I just sit here and whistle.

Sometimes I just sit here and doubt myself."

"Feel free to have a seat and join me in both."

"You know there are ITEMS and SECRETS and STUFF everywhere right?"

"I don't know where any of that cool stuff is, I just wanted to sound smart."

Goblins

 * Uzzi

Flies

 * Mosca

Frogs

 * Apartment Smoking Frog (FROGCHAIR)

Quotes:

"They say I can't just sit around all day.... but I'm gonna show them who's BOSS!"

"I'm gonna sit so hard my ass will be like two big bald bumps of BOSS... sorry, that sounded way cooler in my head."


 * Big Mud
 * High Frog (HIGHFROG)

Quotes:

"I'm like SO high right now"

"I should be watching my little brother.

Watching him would be a downer tho."

"You should get you some ZOOM SHROOMS...

Everyone calls em ZOOMS tho.

They set you FREE for reals."

"I hear ZOOMS come from the SLUDGE, but some people grow them in BEDROOMS too!

I bet ZOOMS make your BEDROOM smell...

Like two turtles are smoking cigars inside a sleeping bag."

"OK, laters, I'm just gonna sit here and be high for a while."


 * Slide Kid Frog (KIDSLIDE)

Quotes:

"I'm scared."

"This slide smells like Raisins."

"My Dad is a Frog.

My Mom is a Certified Public Accountant.

My brother is a functional junkie."


 * frog - comms worker

Humans

 * Clop 1 (CLOP(1))

Can be found under the Controller area.

Quotes:

"You look like you don't get SMACKED in the face enough!"


 * Clop 2(CLOP(2))

Quotes:

"I'm on STRIKE, hold this SMACK for me!"


 * Clop 4(CLOP(4))

Quotes:

"Hey two eyes, how many SMACKS am I holding up?"


 * Clipboard Girl (CLIPBOARDGIRL)

Is found in the Hangar next to Hair Hanging Girl.

Quotes:

"Someone should really handle that...

I mean like, someone ELSE, cause I'm supposed to be on STRIKE."

"Besides I'm afraid of heights...

and ironically my intern over there is only good at getting high.

Frogs shouldn't get high...

they just start licking everything

OK, maybe they should get high but not THAT high and not ALL the time

Honestly, I wish I was too high too...

but, you know, I'm afraid of heights."


 * Double twins


 * Glug CEO


 * Glug Secretary (SITDESK)

He stays hidden under the desk in the ground floor of Glug, he only took the job as a secretary because he is "Good with tables", and regrets quitting karate.

Quotes:

"Please tell me all those Protesters are gone?

I'm so scared I can't even fart."

"It feels like I have been here for weeks.

First the new statue's head smushed CIGGY...

Then everyone went on STRIKE...

and then the CEO just said "lock the doors and leave me alone"."

"I only took this job because I'm good with DESKS...

If I never quit KARATE, none of this would have ever happened to me."


 * Goth Teen

She is found inside the right bathroom in the Apartment Complex.

Quotes:

"I keep thinking about that kid who fell in one of those SLUDGE TANKS.

Guess the kid was looking for cat or mom or something...

And that was the last time anyone saw them.

The kid I mean, the cat, or whatever, came back a week later"

"Anyway, they say if you walk way out in the SLUDGE you can still hear them calling..."

"MOMMY....MOM...MOMMY"."


 * Hair Hanging Girl (HAIRHANG)

Hangs from her hair inside the Hangar.

Quotes:

"How's my hair?

Hope no one got hit with my shoe..."


 * Hans


 * King Eyes


 * Pier Smoker (PIERINTRO)

Can be found outside the Docks, besides a Ciggy pack with 2 Ciggys.

Quotes:

"You're one of those Vandals right?

I'd chase you off but I'm on STRIKE.

Besides there's another one of you GRAFIDOITS on the roof, so what's the point."

"Only thing I like less than Vandals is Young People.

Only thing I like less than Young People is my JOB.

The only JOB I would ever like, is a JOB disliking Young People."

"Please go away now."

"PLEASE stop, you can bum one of my CIGGY CIGS, just go away."

"PLEASE GO, write your name on the ROOF, or by the POOL, or out in the SLUDGE or something."

"PLEASE STOP, JUST GO VANDALATE"


 * Protestor (PIERINTRO)

Quotes:

"GLUG KILLED CIGGY!"


 * Tia


 * Warper Tech (WARPERTECH)

Is the first NPC found by most players, he fixed all the warpers across the island and can be found in the Docks.

Quotes:

"I just finished resetting all these WARPERS.

You can reactivate them but you'll have to do it manually, one by one

Cause I'm officially on STRIKE."

"I wish these warpers went somewhere besides this ugly island.

I'm so sick of SLUDGE."


 * Baller (BALLER)

Can be found in the basketball court.

Quotes:

"Shoot that rock yo...

that means play Basketball."

"I'll just be here silently judging you...

I mean supporting you."

"I sprained both my ankles last week downloading this huge file, so I gotta lay low.

Feel free to throw the ball at me tho..."


 * Pool fixer (POOLFIXER)

Quotes:

"Yeah, I know, the pool is broken.

It's probably all the pee that breaks the pool.

I hope pressing one of these buttons can fix it?"

"I don't even work here, I just wanna swim...

but this is taking so long, that now I have to pee...

C'mon button, fix the pool!"


 * Security Camera Watcher (PIERINTRO)

Quotes:

"This one TAGGER keeps trying to get through the security door...

it looks like some kind of SMURF or little GOBLIN guy.

I LOVE pressing this button at the last second, and just slamming the door in his ugly little adorable face.

Come on back lil' GOBLIN guy...

Daddy wants to drop this door on you."


 * Sludge Kid (SLUDGETHING)

Sludge Kid can be found nearby a stone, north from Chemico 02. They fell into a Sludge Tank while looking for his mom and cat and went missing, according to Goth Teen. Their cat can be found on top of a Sludge Tank close to the Hangar.

Quotes:

"MOM!"

"Are you my MOMMY?"

"MOM?"


 * camera loser
 * Nietzsche reader
 * drunk showerer
 * pooping scientist
 * construction worker
 * medic 1
 * medic 2
 * urban explorer
 * fast-food cook
 * fast-food waiter
 * fast-food eater
 * fast-food cook on break
 * radiated girl
 * on-strike cargo ship captain
 * meditating monk
 * hanging man
 * snake owner
 * pigeon dad
 * pigeon cameraman
 * janitor
 * mascot
 * jogger
 * hotdog vendor
 * flasher
 * fisherman
 * tag wannabe
 * sleeping crate dweller (beneath headquarters)
 * locker room exhibitionist
 * junior chef
 * head chef
 * scientist repairman
 * scientist 1
 * scientist 2
 * snake attacked scientist
 * talking cat
 * sunbathing girl
 * heavy lifter
 * light lifter
 * squat lifter
 * homicidal maniac
 * sick clubber
 * wannabe hipster clubber
 * club bartender
 * club bouncer
 * idle youth
 * breakdancer
 * breakdancer's friend
 * pigeon hater
 * world-wide-worker-web surfer
 * TV watcher
 * apartment restaurant owner
 * hanging kid
 * game programmer
 * murderous roommate
 * hiding roommate
 * druggie trio
 * vampire
 * 4 pigeon reporters
 * dishwasher thief
 * sculptor